Alice asked me what I thought the pastor looks like. That got me thinking. What do almost all young, hip mega-church hopeful pastors look like these days? It strikes me that there are three aspects of their appearance that are critical to success.
First, the hair must be gelled.
Second, funky glasses must be worn whether needed or not.
Third, facial hair must be present on at least the chin (full goatee is optional).
Even if you are not young, you can still aspire to be a hip mega-church pastor if you will simply follow the above steps.
By the way, when Alice showed me the photo of the new church planter/pastor in Savannah, he met all three criteria.